This is not a “homepage”, it is a full-screen accident. The entire site is one giant, smug window running on shit, piss, and vomit as its only dependencies. If you’re looking for professionalism, please eject yourself politely.
WebPooper2000 is an idiotic label for fools who understand that the most honest sound is what the pipe makes right before it gives up. Everything here is deliberately over-designed and under-judged.
Here lives your main release. It sits at the top of the sewage fountain like a tiara on a clogged drain. Replace this art with the actual disaster you are proud of.
WP2K-XXX — “GLITTER IN THE DRAIN”
Write your own smug one-liner: who did it, how broken it is, and why the listener
deserves this mess.
These little squares are your landfill cells. Each one holds a release like a precious piece of radioactive glitter. Swap out the placeholders with real covers.
Filenames: assets/img/album-01.jpg → album-06.jpg.
Replace, don’t overthink it.
Ovals of ego. Feed them PNGs, SVGs, or photos of marker scrawls. Anyone who appears here has willingly joined a label named after digital excretion.
Later, wire each logo to its own page or external link. For now, they’re just cheerful stains.
These candy tubes are concept art for borders. Use them to frame tracklists, gig posters, manifestos, or long rants about your pedalboard.
Replace with your own images or CSS gradients. Or keep them as-is and lie about “design intent.”
• Every release must contain at least one sound that makes someone ask
“was that in the track or in my pipes?”
• Credits are sacred; mixes are allowed to sound like
wet cardboard.
• We respect consent and community; we do not respect pristine reverb tails.
This label is an ongoing plumbing failure rebranded as a community art project. If you are still reading, you belong here.
Need to throw something into this glitter toilet? Send rituals, demos, or booking screams to toilet@webpooper2000.invalid.
The log never clears. The window just keeps scrolling, like a toilet that refuses to stop filling.
You typed poop. This is your private cursed layer.
Use this micro-window for secret track lists, cursed liner notes, or VIP-only obscenities.
